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Women should be at Home

Manali KT

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Yes, you were right, all you orthodox, misogynist people, moral police, lawyers of rapist, as you said, women should be at home. How dare we step out?
We don’t have the right to! So anything related to outside world will be done by men & we women should be sitting & taking care of house & just keep producing children

That would be so great, only men on roads, railways, stations, schools, parks, hospitals, hotels, offices, places of worship, shops, theatres & every corner that your eye can reach, its only men you see, how cool. Pity, you have nobody to oogle at, guess you will find someone on internet

Ok, lets agree to it then
Vegetables & grocery, kindly bring them, we will cook for you. Do get the brooms, buckets, toiletries so that we keep your home clean for you & your children
Please drop children to school & get them back. Don’t be late, as you know our society has qualified abductors & kidnappers(men)
For all occasions at home, kids birthday, festivals please get all the material required, order everything from cake to snacks & please get new clothes & sweets for the entire family

As per dignified jokes, we women spend a lot on shopping, which would be Nil, Fantastic!
From roadside bangle & bindi seller to brands like Gucci, Versace to Shoppers stop & home décor shops, all live only because of us, sadly they will lose out on our impulse buying. No online ordering, delivery boys don’t make us feel safe at our own homes
Imagine a world without us, nobody to buy, count the number of items we women buy vs what men buy, count shops with women products vs men. Now what will thousands of businesses in this country do? We sustain the mere existence & survival of lakhs of households
Exclusive to us – parlours, cosmetics, jewelry, you drop us to a nearby house where ladies would have parlous at their homes, cosmetics either you buy for us or we can live without it! Just a few industries vanish

If your mother or child are to be taken to hospital, we can`t go out, pl oblige. Also there would be no nurse in hospital, doctors can manage with all boys team & yes, if your wife is delivering, please do not expect a lady doctor
Restaurants, pubs? Let`s hope they survive 50% less customers
Entertainment, ahh, men mimic women`s voices since ancient times & we would love to see chikna chamela or badnaam hua munna, that would be real entertainment

So, there will be no rapes right?? no need for women commissions, welfare bodies, scrap all the money spent on women safety, separate compartments, separate concessions, stop all that rubbish. Half the population is not out, saves traffic too & all colleges/offices will have ample seats/jobs for boys/men, you don’t have the best competitors you know
Oh, we are so relieved, we just have to make a home, Thank you Men!

Not just the life & colour of an entire country we represent, the guts & graciousness we carry on our shoulders, society will also lose out on the economy & growth

"Women should be at Home"
I agree!

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